Ummmm, how to describe the shoe on the right? I spied it in a shop window as Pat and I took a postprandial stroll to Independent Records to buy some new music. The red color caught my eye, and at first I was drawn to it just to marvel at the dizzying height, until I got a closer look -- then my bottom jaw hit the sidewalk. After we left Independent, I was sufficiently fascinated to approach the window again and take a picture, after which I felt a little dirty. Because, my friends, these are simply the sluttiest shoes I've ever seen in my entire life. Sorry to use such a vulgar word! It's just that I can't think of any other term to describe them. Truly, it boggles the mind to think that anyone would dream these up, let alone wear them! To anyone who can actually carry off these magnificently tacky shoes, I salute you.
4 comments:
Very slutty indeed.
Now I've seen everything! I don't know how anyone could walk in those shoes, much less want to go out in public with them on.
Talk about sore ankles.
I can see only one person who could wear those delightful slut-shoes ... and that would be BARBIE!!! After all, in my house (when my kids were little) Barbie usually ended up naked except for slut-shoes anyway!
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