Don't look up

If you're sitting at the table nearest the window and front door of Oscar's Oyster Bar and you look up at the ceiling, this is what you'll see. I have no idea who started it and why, but the ceiling is pretty much plastered in dollar bills with all sorts of drunken messages written all over them. Most of them are profane or just plain stupid (after all, it is drunk people doing this), but a few of them are witty and strangely random. I like the one that says "somebody stole my pants" -- I'd like to know the story behind that.